PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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