There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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