The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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