Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
please don't ironically join a cult
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