Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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