I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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