Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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