I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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