I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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