Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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