remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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