i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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