elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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