I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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