You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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