After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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