Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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