would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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