Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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