The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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