You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize