just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I am available for nakedness
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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