We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
