D3 body, D1 cock
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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