Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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