rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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