THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
People in love make me want to vomit
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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