They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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