we're blogging at a bar
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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