Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
im holly from the hills drunk
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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