I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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