If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
ugly people sure do ruin things
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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