Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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