More tranny stories later!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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