I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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