But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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