Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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