You're a womanizer and a bitch.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
