My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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