i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
