He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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