i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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