I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you would pick up someone in the library
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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