I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
