So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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