Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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