you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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