No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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