i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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