She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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