i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
