Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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