Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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