tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Damn victory sex feels great
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