'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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