just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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