Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I am available for nakedness
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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